What's your sleep number?

1?
5?
10,000 dead leaves?

@Parkview sent this skeleton along to us from Malcolm X Park in Philadelphia

Bloom goes the dynamite

Sent in by Alliefrom Philadelphia.

Seeking bailout

Gee, am I stuck here?
You can't afFord more bad press
Chrysler almighty!

Monopoly

Competition lack
Hurts consumers. Crap product
Such thorny problem

Dehydrated

Flowers need water
We Umbrellas need water
Sigh. The irony.

Babushka

Judgey McJudger
I'm just sayin' – this isn't
Some dude's umbrella

Jetsam

April showers may bring broken floral umbrellas

Snapped and submitted by: KTS