Triptych

Look, I know I've had a bit of a downward spiral lately, but I'd appreciate a little privacy for my martyring.

No?

Still no?

I see then.

Special thanks to London correspondent @RobinBogg for chronicling this lost cause.

Second life

When @BellaFoxx sent us her first snap of this pic, it looked like a simple subway victim.



A few days later she sends us an updated photo, featuring our fella brought back to... er... life with a purpose?