If aliens were to come down to earth

And land next to this trash can, here's what they would learn about New Yorkers.



*McDonald's
*Parliament
*Coffee
*Losing scratch-off lottery tickets
*Broken umbrellas


Confidential to all alien readers - this one's free.
PS - any interest in taking Heidi & Spencer Pratt?

Special thanks to @BellaFoxx who found this study on the corner of Jackson Street and the Pulaski Bridge, Long Island City.