Priority parking

Sent in by @BellaFoxx from New York

Into the wild

Spotted by @BellaFoxx in New York.

Slickster

Sent in by @BellaFoxxM from 45th Street between 6th and 7th Avenues.

Who's smiling now?

Spotted on 73rd and Amsterdam via @BellaFoxx

It's a grill!

Spotted by @BellaFoxx on 73rd and Amsterdam

Corseted

Another from 72nd and Amsterdam via @BellaFoxx

Bursting with enthusiasm

via @BellaFoxx from 72nd and Amsterdam.

Turn your back on a friend

We're surprised by the lack of empathy here.

Sent in by @BellaFoxx from Grand Central Station

Hit & Run

Our intrepid umbrellarazza, @BellaFoxx arrived on the scene too late to catch Soaked offender, and far too late to help save this hero.

Sent in from the corner of Jackson Ave and 11th Street, foot of the Pulaski Bridge, Long Island City, Queens NY

The last shred of dignity

Taken from the Vernon Jackson Subway station, where @BellaFoxx serves as umbrellarazza mayor.


Special thanks to @BellaFoxx for this and today's previous submissions taken last week during the East Coast's torrential worstish not-snow.

Umbrella on the ground, umbrella on the ground

Lookin' like a fool with your hair a mess.


@BellaFoxx sends a second submission from right under the Pulaski Bridge in Queens

I think we're done here

Sent in by @BellaFoxx from the graveyard that is Jackson & 11th Street, Queens.

If aliens were to come down to earth

And land next to this trash can, here's what they would learn about New Yorkers.



*McDonald's
*Parliament
*Coffee
*Losing scratch-off lottery tickets
*Broken umbrellas


Confidential to all alien readers - this one's free.
PS - any interest in taking Heidi & Spencer Pratt?

Special thanks to @BellaFoxx who found this study on the corner of Jackson Street and the Pulaski Bridge, Long Island City.

Second life

When @BellaFoxx sent us her first snap of this pic, it looked like a simple subway victim.



A few days later she sends us an updated photo, featuring our fella brought back to... er... life with a purpose?

Splash zone

Sent from @BellaFoxx. We like how you can see the rain that has fallen around our corpse.

Suffocation device

Bella caught this escape from trash mountain near Pace University!

Grassy ass

A big thank-you to Bella for sending this to us from Memorial Park, Beacon, NY.

Out of service

Bella Foxx snapped this poor soul outside a Chase bank in Long Island City, Queens

Coming or going

Bella found this one waiting at Grand Central Station.

Faux (pas)

This gorgeous closeup comes from Bella Foxx!

Spotted at the corner of Vernon Blvd and 50th Ave in Queens, NY.