Staying young and healthy

Eat your blueberries
Exercise and vitamins!
Avoid wind and rain

Huff and puff

Looks like it wasn't
The rain that ended this one
Need North Face 'brella

Around the wrong corner

Minding your own biz
Then 'round the corner, surprise!
Bing, bang, boom, pop. Soaked.

Our first D.C. casualty was sent by @Nerdette via Twitter. ZOMG, we love technology; thanks 'ette!

Leftovers

Quick! What seems like a
Good idea when purchased,
Then makes you feel worse?

Artificial coloring

Nature's palette hue
Stands for reason, never trust
Neon. Srsly!?

Red head

Live in Philly? Say hello in person tonight at the First Person Arts Salon I'm the one with the nervous cackle

Blind item

Which has-been accessory was spotted canoodling with a Poland Spring bottle in a very public setting? Sources say our minx was soooo Strung Up, it seemed totally oblivious to the obvious evidence of cosmetic surgery on display. And someone should demand a refund!

No fine

Great eye, sis!


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Ed's Note – Less than a week until the First Person Arts Salon, featuring highlights from this here blog! Click here for details. Hope to see you there [especially if you are one of these people]!

Flotation device

Unscheduled takeoff
Beautiful water landing
USAir 'brella?

Sent to us from friend and reader Will from unseasonably warm Manhattan. Thanks, Will!

All bark

No bite