Gray Powelled: v, to leave something of value behind at a bar. Ex: Oh man, last night was such a blast, even though I Gray Powelled my favorite umbrella.
Lovingly wrapped and secured after the fatal injury, yet discarded so thoughtlessly? Or did the fatal injury occur during non-use? So many questions here.
Broken umbrella: "I really can't handle it any more. I'm tired all the time and it's the same chore around, around and around again. I sure could use a brake. I mean, a break! OH! Spoke too soon."
@WhitneyBender was out and about in Philadelphia and captured a few. More to come.
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