You audi be ashamed

Umbrellacide hit and run, caught on film! Authorities are not searching for the offender and not investigating whether this was a premeditated hit job. No ID was found on the carcass.

Spotted by @Coujones on Broad and Alter Street, Philadelphia

Did you enter your caption for the contest yet?

Anger management

Twittered from @Coujones at 50th and Walton in Philadelphia.

Nightvision

Sent via Twitter by @Coujones from 51st and Hazel in Philadelphia.

Stuck up

Twittered to us by @Coujones from 50th and Cedar Ave in Philadelphia.

In between places

Another find on Prince and Broadway from @Coujones

Camoflagella

@Coujones tweeted this Where's Waldo broken umbrella carnage from Prince and Broadway in Manhattan.

Declaration of independence

Sent in by @Coujones from 53rd and Haverford, Philadelphia

Thank you very mulch

via @coujones from 48th and Market, Philadelphia

Blunt force trauma

You work in this biz long enough and you get to realizin' that wind is only capable of a certain kinda damage.


Sent in by @Coujones from 11th and Walnut, Philadelphia

Nervous system

Spotted by @Coujones on 9th and Walnut, Philadelphia

Frosty

As our umbrellarazza @Coujones says, "When you're down, they may just take another swing."

Well said, well said

Black, hole, sun

Another spotted by Courtney, in Philadelphia!

Don't look at me like I'm some kind of monster

And you think you're having a bad day?

Spotted by Courtney on 8th and Washington, Philadelphia

Mint condition

How 'bout I just take a random stab at your thought process here, owner-friend - "Hey, look how cute this color is, I never see umbrellas that look like this. What a cheery way to brighten an otherwise really shitty day."

Gotcha there, didn't I?

Spotted by Courtney on 7th and Chestnut, Philadelphia

Nestled

Not a bad place to rest.

Sent by Courtney

Osteo-oh

Got milk, (period).
Didn't help. And here I am.
Felled (question mark) Quite.

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Valet

The fanciest are always placed up front, naturally.

The 4th from Courtney, Philadelphia

Thanks for all the fish

3rd from Courtney, Philadelphia

AM fix

2nd from Courtney, Philadelphia

It's not you, it's me

You can just tell this was a difficult breakup.

1st of four sent by Courtney in Philadelphia