Oh because you look so much better in a mortar board.
Good luck to all the newly minted Boston College graduates who are no doubt better prepared for the real world than this fella. Thanks new friend, Bill!
Our friend Alyssa sends this hot mess in from the University of Pennsylvania campus. We applaud ivy league students who hang on until the last possible moment and use proper trash receptacles. Thanks, Alyssa!
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