Oh because you look so much better in a mortar board.
Good luck to all the newly minted Boston College graduates who are no doubt better prepared for the real world than this fella. Thanks new friend, Bill!
These two randy little buggers were sent in via cellphone from reader Kim in Boston. She interrupted them fraternizing in an unnamed corner in the North End. But the real scandal is that this is the second submission we've received of abandoned fancy golf-type 'brellas and we're pretty sure we didn't receive the memo. Will check spam screener.
Send us your tired, your poor, your broken umbrellas
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