Disabled precipitation-coverage vehicles, please pull over to the shoulder

Tagged on Bella's Facebook page by Roisin from Boston University's campus on Commonwealth Ave.

Not funny

Added to our Facebook page by @Csembrot

No time left on meter

This mass graveyard was uploaded to our Facebook page by first-timer Larissa from Philadelphia. Check out her whole album!

Only two days left to enter your caption to become Caption Captain III and win a signed copy of The Manual of Detection, which heavily features a certain hard-working foul weather accessory. Go get!

Darwinbrellasim 101

Roisin in Boston has captured the elusive PURPLE TIGER PRINT UMBRELLA. Spotted in a crumpled, embarrassed heap its natural environment, OBVIOUSLY.

Life's ruff

Tagged on Facebook by @Csembrot

Pinned

Another great shot by Roisin from Boston University

SOS

Frosty, the me man
Was not that jolly at all
In fact, lil help please?


Reader Kate caught this battered soldier reaching out for help in Philadelphia.

So close

We have heard that in fine Cuban restaurants a glass of water is served to cleanse the palate. This is not the same.

Special thanks to first-timer and Facebook friend, Erin, who captured this corpse outside her "favorite Cuban joint" in the East Village. Welcome, Erin! WHAT? you're not a fan of Better Off Soaked yet?

Cameo

What can we say? We're completely humbled by 1st-time submitter Drenen's quick reflexes in submitting our first movie appearance. Confession, we're not familiar with the film, but in IMDB'ing the synopsis, sounds like a broken umbrella was the least of this guy's troubles.

Thanks, Drenen!

Sunburned Gatorade

Sent by reader Kate on her summer, South Carolina holiday. Fantastic capture, lady!